11. Relationship status
Taken. Monogamously. Happily.
12. Biggest turn ons
That first question highlighted my lack of sex drive. Doesn’t that mean, therefore, that I would not have ANY turn ons? Yeah.
13. Biggest turn offs
Although anyone can be turned off people, even in a non-sexual fashion, so here we are: bad smells; general uncleanliness that doesn’t come with bad smells; eating things that make me sick to look at; smoking; fingernail piercings (this is an OCD thing okay); bigotry of any kind including ableism, anti-semitism or other forms of racism and okay I don’t really like too many isms actually I don’t like isms at all; men who are anti-abortion; people who wear pants with words on the ass; showing too much buttcrack or cleavage in your outfit.