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zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

I felt like this for a long time with a recent group of friends who then decided to make it obvious I wasn’t really in the group. and now I just remind myself that I have the group of friends I have where i really am in the group. (not that these people hadn’t been my besties before, it was just that there was another group of people stringing me along! and it behooved me to ditch the recent group and stick with my tried and true non-fake friends.) it cemented in my head that I was truly part of a group and not just one or two people liked me when voidbat's boyfriend painfully blasted me in the back with a water jet just to be an asshole.

and of course I immediately told him that now I truly felt like I belonged there.

(Source: zelo)

nehirose:

underhuntressmoon:

nehirose:

DEAR WHICHEVER CAT KEEPS POOPING OUTSIDE OF THE LITTER BOX:

STOP IT.  JUST STOP.  YOU ARE MY LEAST-FAVORITE RIGHT NOW.  I HATE YOU.  GROSS.

NO LOVE,

ME

One of mine has been doing this too, luckily I caught him in the act.


WHY U NO POOP IN UR BOX

i would suspect it’s in protest, because i don’t clean the box as fastidiously as my mom does, and she’s out of town on business this week.  save for the fact that the first out-of-box poop happened this weekend, before she’d left, when the box was perfectly clean.

so i don’t even fuckin’ know.  DAMN IT, CATS.

swifter peed immediately outside the litter box while giving me a dirty look last time I was at your house. I think she thinks it’s funny.

lady-drena:
cthulhu:do you like the ocean? why or why not?

queenofzan:

iatrogenic:

queenofzan:

every time i am near the ocean, i am unable to prevent myself from covering myself in it

i have an entire outfit that stills smells faintly of salty mildew because i just went in the fucking ocean in my clothes.

i’ll tell you what i don’t like about the ocean though: fuckin. seaweed. kelp. strands of plants abruptly wrapping themselves around my ankles and my paranoia insisting that something down there is trying to PULL ME UNDER.

but mostly the ocean is a++ would jump into in my clothes again, even though i would be sad and wet and cold afterward.

once upon a time, I thought something was seaweed wrapped around my leg.

it was a jellyfish.

YOUR FEARS ARE NOT UNFOUNDED. BE AFRAID OF SHIT THAT FEELS LIKE THAT AROUND YOUR ANKLES. it was not as good a day as it had been.

to be fair, my dad has the exact same story, and, as a result, a huge flipping scar on his foot, so i mean

the ocean: a scary place that i still like for some reason

that sure makes me feel a lot less stupid though. thank your dad for me. he did it first. >.>

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

lady-drena:
cthulhu:do you like the ocean? why or why not?

queenofzan:

every time i am near the ocean, i am unable to prevent myself from covering myself in it

i have an entire outfit that stills smells faintly of salty mildew because i just went in the fucking ocean in my clothes.

i’ll tell you what i don’t like about the ocean though: fuckin. seaweed. kelp. strands of plants abruptly wrapping themselves around my ankles and my paranoia insisting that something down there is trying to PULL ME UNDER.

but mostly the ocean is a++ would jump into in my clothes again, even though i would be sad and wet and cold afterward.

once upon a time, I thought something was seaweed wrapped around my leg.

it was a jellyfish.

YOUR FEARS ARE NOT UNFOUNDED. BE AFRAID OF SHIT THAT FEELS LIKE THAT AROUND YOUR ANKLES. it was not as good a day as it had been.

voidbat:

tattooedzombiegirl:

comickibitzer:

never shut up

Literally me

what i love is, over time, seeing my friends slowly drop the apology part and eventually just fucking tackle me and be like BAT! BAT BAT BAT! THE THING! LOOK AT THE THING A THING HAPPENED AND THERE’S A THING and basically just turn into huge excitement puppies with no regrets.that’s the best.

you’re really good at that though, and being receptive to that. like, I was nervous around you at first but I thought you were amazing and I was so excited to meet you but you were ALSO SO EXCITED TO MEET ME and then I actually met you and now I’m just like “here’s a stupid snapchat of my lab because it’s my lab and it’s awesome look I organized things!”

voidbat:

tattooedzombiegirl:

comickibitzer:

never shut up

Literally me

what i love is, over time, seeing my friends slowly drop the apology part and eventually just fucking tackle me and be like BAT! BAT BAT BAT! THE THING! LOOK AT THE THING A THING HAPPENED AND THERE’S A THING and basically just turn into huge excitement puppies with no regrets.

that’s the best.

you’re really good at that though, and being receptive to that. like, I was nervous around you at first but I thought you were amazing and I was so excited to meet you but you were ALSO SO EXCITED TO MEET ME and then I actually met you and now I’m just like “here’s a stupid snapchat of my lab because it’s my lab and it’s awesome look I organized things!”

(Source: bitterarab)

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