Crosseyed & Painless
The username is an inside joke.
The title is a Talking Heads song.
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So, this all started when my cousin and I went to see The Avengers this weekend. She was comparing her (adorable, but mischievous) black labrador to...
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ARGH
STOP PUTTING AUTOPLAY ON YOUR TUMBLR
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You do not have OCD if it does not cause legitimate anxiety symptoms when you are not able to perform the compulsions you have. You are not "sooo...
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This is my spot. This is where I go.
This both makes me nostalgic and jealous, because omg I love zebra finches so, so, so much,...
I am on act 4 and the only thing on my mind is, “When does Homestuck stop sucking?”
Where are the sad moments in Homestuck, why aren’t the main characters taking anything seriously and what the fuck is with the ADHD levels of randomness?! It’s missing the basics for what a publisher would consider a marketable story. You, yes you, Homestuckers are the music equivalent of screamo fans. And before you say this is my opinion let me remind you that you are in the minority. Homestuck is not popular. Homestuck is currently trending with insufferable internet dwelling rejects. If you are a Homestuck fan chances are 3 of the following applies to you:
- You are a teenager
- You are a casual gamer
- You know little to nothing about actual entertainment
- You think you have what it takes to be an artist
- You have this silly notion that there is no objective truth to the quality of art
- You are a complete friendless loser IRL
The name Homestuck is fitting because with your taste in entertainment you’re going to be home stuck with your moms for the rest of your life. Andrew Hussie is the perfect case for late term abortion.
Homestuck is not popular.
Homestuck is only for teenage, casual gamers, who know little to nothing about actual entertainment…
…who think they have what it takes to be an artist, but this silly notion that there is no objective truth to the quality of art…
…who are all obviously completely friendless losers.
And it’s not popular…
…at…
…all.
Well, your opinion is your opinion.
Fucking Amen.
Why, thank you! :D
I’ve just gotten to Act 4, myself, and I still like it. It’s funny and it doesn’t have to be all serious and dramatic. If you don’t think it’s funny either 1. You have no sense of humour or 2. Just don’t get it. That’s all. You don’t have to like it, but you have no right to judge people who do. It’s just entertainment.
gOD BLESS THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM
THIS FANDOM RULES ALL
“Andrew Hussie is the perfect case for late term abortion.”
hahaha
ha
what
fandom you are beautiful.
gog bless this fandom indeed
oh and yeah
there aren’t any serious parts. or sad parts.
at all.
Nope. None. Not. At. All.
Y’know, I don’t read Homestuck because I am terrible at keeping up with webcomics, and all I can see in the OP is “STOP LIKING THINGS I DON’T LIKE”.
Also: can we fucking stop with the “omg, you’re a casual gamer” like being a casual gamer is the equivalent to liking to lick the scum off the bottom of unused swimming pools? And the “omg you like Homestuck, that’s so appropriate because you’re going to be STUCK at HOME lololol I’m so witty” is a piece of crap. Even if it’s true that a larger-than-expected percentage of fans are homebodies, that isn’t necessarily related to the comic. Like attracts like, and groups that already contain people who are too ill to go out much, whether physically or mentally, or just plain can’t afford to or lack the desire to, will obviously attract more people who can’t/don’t go out much because they’ll feel welcomed. My major social group at the moment is full of people with various illnesses, because we all understand that sometimes our illnesses mean we’ll “flake out” when it comes to an agreed outing, and because we all understand that because we’ve been there ourselves, nobody gets too upset about it.
HOWEVER. Back to the OP. You can’t state that your opinion of something is a fact just because that thing is liked by a minority. Opinions are, by their very nature, not factual, and frankly if you have to back them up by insulting the fanbase of the thing you’re trying to say is factually bad, then you’ve got some pretty flawed arguments.
Ha. See. I actually don’t see the appeal in Homestuck at all. I think it’s boring if not grating and irritating, and I don’t care for it at all either way. But the OP is still a giant pile of fail.
I love how the school threatened to suspend the girl while refusing to address the audist bullies who bullied her and other girls for using American Sign Language.
Go…
This happened years ago and was resolved, I promise!
Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.
EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.
These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.
The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.
Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.
Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.
Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.
Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.
So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.
HEARTBREAK. I reblogged this so excitedly when I thought it was real; people, don’t lose context when you reblog things. I’ve seen a lot of old news articles, too, where nobody references dates — and it’s not rebloggers’ faults. It’s the OP’s faults or people who remove context from stuff. Please don’t do that, Tumblr users. :(
Spreading this around again, though, with context!
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It is seriously the best, y’all, and that is not just the percocet talking.
I hope he learns some awesome moves.
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I’m going to have to tell Hawkeye I’m pregnant at some point.
WEEPING
Stupid is that the inaccuracy of this gif is ACTUALLY BOTHERING ME. Equine pregnancies last for twelve months.
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Anne Hathaway dressed as a dashing young man.
ANNE HATHAWAY DRESSED AS A DASHING YOUNG MAN.
…why hello, everything attractive ever. Except random dude. Go away, random dude.
Okay. Okay. So. I am gonna need a movie with Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart as dashing young ladies having adventures. Everyone can have sex. Nothing will hurt.
I would watch the fuck out of that.
WANT.
LOL I’ve been using her as a PB for a steampunk drag king for like three years. So awesome.
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.
Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.
Seriously people…
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??
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I went to see Faust at the opera with my father, so I tried to make a baroque looking outfit with my burgundy Mary Magdalene dress, my Baroque Fluevog shoes, my Grimoire tights and my grandmother’s goldish pearls.
your hair. T_T it’s so beautiful. oh gosh.
yeah, do want.
“LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!!!”
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Thorchic
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